ive been thinking about that noise bobby makes for like 2 days now what the fuck
Luanne: s urprise
Bobby: VLEH
Luanne: Surprihihissee
Bobble: V̵̧͓̱͈͖̠̯͓̳̖̔̽͊̏͒͜͝Ļ̴͕͉̮̯̩̯̫̟̖̭̳͔̳͔̄̊̈͂E̸̢̟̤̲͍͂͝ͅAG̵͓͖̳̙̪̩͙͇̼͎̫̬̻͇̘͐̍͆̈̎̈́̌͑H̶̫̗̱̼̩̮̥̾́͑
Okay I haven’t touched Homestuck in years but what was up with people shipping Tavros and Vriska? Cause from what I remember she never did anything but bully that boy
this post sucker punches you 3 times
sans giggled teasingly, “I’m all yours komaeda..so quit playing around”
oh sans, i thought youd never ask!! im so… lucky! lucky to have an oppurtunity like this!! *puts on latex gloves*
c-come on kid, quit the yapping. My bones are tingling for your touch
now now, sansy… theres no need to be so pushy!! but.. ah.. are you sure youd want to do this with scum like me..?
sans whimpered with frustration “scum or not I want you to mess me up. Make me your naughty little skeleton.”
then let us begin! *komaeda smirks and begins pulling on sans femur* how do you like that you kinky little bone man??
*Nicki steps in*
What is going on?? Sans?
Sans whipped around shaking “nicki? Why are you here..I..I thoughtbwhat we had was over?”
Sans…. who is this??? *glaring daggers at nikki*
Sans begins to sweat hard blushing “she’s just a friend! Nothing else just a friend!!!”
a..are you lying to me??
*sans turns pale* no! I’d never lie to you babe..I swear!
i dont want to hear it. …. i cant.. cant blame you though. of course youd want to cheat on… scum like me.. im nothing compared to you.
*he burst into tears* d-don’t day something like that! You aren’t scum! I love you komaeda, you mean everything to me please don’t leave.
Heh.
*She avoids eye contact*
I knew you loved him more.
I’m sorry but it’s over, Sans.
*Nicki gets in her lamborghini and va va vooms away*
*he falls to his knees an screams* WHY. EHY DOES EVERYONE LEAVE ME.
This
over this
so that “i have no tits” can be read through the hole
It doesn’t matter what a woman wears. They’ll just talk on and on about their favorite soap operas and drama with their friends.
A smart man will always look for the cool, smooth, plastic hands of a robot to satisfy his needs.
The persian is so cute!!!! I might need to buy two!!
nidoran lines!!
as someone into pokemon merch this is so exciting
many of these pokemon have never had a plush or have very rare and limited plush releases
even they acknowledged this!
i hope this does well so they do this for gen 2 and gen 3 which also have many pokemon which never released plushies of!
My brother just sent me this on snapchat I can’t fucking stop laughing this is so stupid I hate him
fisheyeslens
clownboybebop
Hot dog water is the exact opposite of holy water in that you can add a single drop of it to any amount of pure water and it will make the entire thing unpure
now THIS is the kind of philosophical liturgy i come to tumblr for. FINALLY i can defeat the pope
